USELESS: The Meme Coin That's Proudly Pointless USELESS ($USELESS) is a Solana-based memecoin that's the ultimate self-roast of the crypto world—a token engineered for zero utility, zero innovation, and 100% ironic vibes. Born as a satirical middle finger to the endless parade of "revolutionary" projects promising the moon, $USELESS delivers exactly what it advertises: nothing. No DeFi integrations, no NFTs, no staking (despite some exchanges hyping it)—just a circulating su